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Rancho Mirage Business Lawyer?s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Doesn?t Recommend for People Who Run for Office

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Here is Rancho Mirage Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Running for office with anyone over seventy as your running mate.   2. Running against anyone smarter than you.   3. Running for office unless you know the names of a few newspapers.   4. Running for office unless you’ve actually traveled to other countries besides Florida and California. They are other countries, right?   5. Running for office unless… Continue reading

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Indian Wells Business Lawyer?s Top Ten Sarah Palin Things in Hockey That are Similar to Running for President

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Here is Indian Wells Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. You either get to meet the President if you win or you become the President.   2. You can wield a big stick in either job.   3. There is always someone hoping you slip up.   4. Lots of turkeys everywhere you look.   5. The food at hockey events and on the campaign trail is similar.   6… Continue reading

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Coachella Valley Business Lawyer?s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons to Move the Capital to Alaska

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

Here is Coachella Valley Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Not many newspapers to read in Alaska.   2. No Neiman Marcus stores to tempt you.   3. No turkeys in Alaska.   4. You can feed reporters to the wolves.   5. No need to be extra mavericky in Alaska. Everyone’s a maverick here.   6. It’s farther away from those states that didn’t vote for you.   7… Continue reading

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Coachella Business Lawyer?s Top Ten Sarah Palin?s Worst Blunders

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Here is Coachella Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Forgetting to wait until there’s a sale on at Neiman Marcus.   2. Always wearing your hair in a bee hive.   3. Thinking Joe the Plumber and the First Dude would be best buddies.   4. Not paying attention in geography in grade school.   5. Not slapping Katie Couric around the first time she asked a difficult question.  … Continue reading

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La Quinta Business Lawyer?s Top Ten Things That Sarah Palin Would Change About the Constitution

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Here is La Quinta Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1.The Vice President is in charge of the Senate.   2. The President must be a woman.   3. No more interviews of politicians.   4. The democratic party is outlawed.   5. Only one news channel – Fox News.   6. Any more fake calls from disc jockeys pretending to be the President of France and Canada is out of… Continue reading

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Orange, Fullerton and Costa Mesa California Restaurant Lawyer Pours Over the New Calorie Count Menu Law for California Restaurants

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

If you eat out for lunch or dinner anywhere in California, including Ventura, Murrieta, Anaheim, San Diego, California, Orange County, CA, Palm Springs and Palm Desert, the Coastal Cities from La Jolla and Del Mar to Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Corona del Mar, Huntington Beach, Irvine, Santa Ana, Irvine, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo, Buena Park, Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga, Temecula, Riverside and San Bernardino and all the cities in… Continue reading

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